May 2013
icwok:
changing themes is such a traumatic experience
sharonosbourne:
thnx for unfollowing me take a mint on ur way out
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Child me: WOW WHEN I'M A TEENAGER I'M GONNA GO OUT WITH MY FRIENDS TO THE MALL AND PARTY AND DATE HOT PEOPLE AND BE POPULAR AND COOL
Teenage me: *hisses at sunlight*
mew-squared:
In 2009, a man married a video game character
In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin
please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige
romeo: hey i just met you.
romeo: and this is crazy.
romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
romeo: so marry me maybe.
brbjellyfishing:
Maroon√25
deathofadeity:
iamwizz:
The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you
Half of tumblr finally gets laid
faeiouck:
shady-bacon:
faeiouck:
“all slytherins are evil”
“all gryffindors are good guys”
“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”
“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”
Name one evil Gryffindor. One.
peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
oh please, entertain me while i suffer looking at...
Led Zeppelin: 4 turn ons
The Doors: 2 places you'd like to visit
Pink Floyd: What are some things that make you sad?
The Rolling Stones: What's better, a fling/one night stand or serious relationship?
Jimi Hendrix: Name 8 things that make you happy
The Runaways: Would you say you are self confident?
Metallica: Do you have any special talents?
The Ramones: Do you have any pets?
Simon and Garfunkel: What song(s) help you get through the day?
The Beatles: Are you a flirt?
The Mamas and The Papas: Define yourself in 5 words
Blondie: Are you a virgin?
Nirvana: Are you an artistic/creative person?
David Bowie: Are you a follower or a leader?
Red Hot Chili Peppers: Have you been to any concerts? Which ones?
Iron Maiden: Would you say you have a "sexy" figure?
Guns N Roses: Do you do drugs?
Motörhead: Are you a totally badass motherfucker?
Pat Benatar: Ever been in love?
The Who: 2 of your favorite foods and 2 of the foods you hate
Pantera: Did you ever get into a fist fight?
The Moody Blues: What's your favorite genre of music?
Journey: What's your favorite band?
Genesis: Do you genuinely care about others, even strangers?
AC/DC: Name 7 things people do that piss you off
Paul Anka: Are you a romantic person?
The Kinks: 3 of your favorite blogs
Suzi Quatro: What do you look like right now?
Motley Crue: What are your favorite brands? (Define your sense of style)
Neil Young: Do you play any instruments?
Rainbow: What's better, day or night?
Joan Jett: Sexual orientation?
The Misfits: Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
Janis Joplin: In your opinion, what was the greatest time or era for music?
Deep Purple: 3 of your greatest fears
The Tragically Hip: 6 things you want to accomplish
Aerosmith: Favorite celebrity? Least favorite?
Johnny Cash: Are you a religious person?
The White Stripes: Are you close with your family?
Madonna: Describe your crush
cumbercolllective:
iwillburnthecakeoutofyou:
iwillburnthecakeoutofyou:
iwillburnthecakeoutofyou:
”This is shit” I say as I click ‘next chapter’ just to make sure it’s still shit.
I read the whole thing.
It was shit.
I was about to say ‘who stole my textpost’ but then I realised that was my old URL.
kankrivantas:
Everyone Is At A Convention This Weekend Except For Me: An Autobiography
i just realized that the store that regina george gets her dress from is like the mean girls’s version of abercrombie and fitch
sacaswagea:
one time my sister said “omfg” in a text and my dad was like “u don’t need that f” and took away her phone
soapiie:
simonmarshallcolfer:
so in class today, someone insulted Jennifer Lawrence by calling her a butterface, and i just stood up and yelled “NO ONE INSULTS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR”, but then someone else yelled out “EVERYONE KNOWS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR IS DEAN WINCHESTER”
this post gave me major second hand embarrassment
cliterallysame:
“I didn’t unfollow you, tumblr did”
poopflow:
what would jesus do?
not u lmao
peanutsareforpussies:
meghai:
seize-the-ass:
a-really-funny-girl-just:
edsheewalkedd:
firstadream:
eat-sleep-procrastinate:
allwaswellindistrict12:
I am British I whisper as I purposely spell words with U’s.
I AM AMERICAN I SHOUT AS I DEEP FRY MY FREEDOM.
I am Canadian I say politely as I ride off on my polar bear
canada cant even figure out how to use the text brush to...
jawhaw:
captainabs:
the-kiwi-avenger:
consulting-god-of-badassery:
incurablyspooky:
daemon-hearts:
A minute of silence for all the good books with bad movie adaptions.
A minute of silence for all the bad books that are getting movie adaptations.
A minute of silence for books with the movie adaptation on the front cover
A minute of silence for The Last Airbender
ten minutes of...
I humbly request you to anonymously or not tell me...
brella:
there is no greater agony in this life than finding your old writing
loganobriens:
i think i finally found the article i’ve been looking for
